They must die!

From: Rick II
Posted: 2/22/01

I live near a college here in North Alabama where the squirrels are not as sneaky as I have seen in other places. They lead us to believe that they are used to us, yet I know they are only doing recon work. Anyway, on to my story. About a year ago I didn't know that the squirrels were communists bitches, so I was feeding them bite sized snicker bars, which they would come up and take from my hand. I thought, hell, my girlfriends here and I may just get laid if I show a little compassion to these fuzzy tailed fiends. Well, to make a long story short, after a while I ran out of food. I was attacked with a frenzy that has never been matched by any war. Before I knew it I was swarmed with these little bastards. I killed as many as I could with my bare hands, and even my girlfriend busted a prissy little faggots head with a flying Jackie Chan drop kick that pinned it against a tree. We barely escaped with our lives and it tooks months of intense therapy for me to learn to walk again. Now I kill as many as I can find. Keep up the fight. Here in Alabama, we're here with you.

Service Rick II

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