Flying Squirrel

Floating and Stinking.

Posted: 1/28/04

Never in all my born days have I had the displeasure to see such a dispicable and violent rodent run rampant over mans most prized and personal possesion, his back yard. Matched only by the Pidgeon, the flying rat that builds nests out of its own excrement.

2 things I will tell you.

1. I once spied one of these furry tailed rats, eat through my flyscreen and into my kitchen, only to devour and try to steal, 2 packets of my 2 minute noodles. (CHICKEN FLAVOR!!) Not even my wife dare touches my 2 minute noodles. Imagine my fuming rage when I was able to stare the creature in the eye as it winked at me and flew to a nearby
tree to gloat with his little friends at his act. And paople say they are "Harmless", that they "don't harm anyone" Know this. They are a blight on this earth and survive only because of our lack of pride in our own gardens and waste removal. WE are the reason they proliferate our neighborhoods and terrorize our true pets. Clean up your garden,
put a lid on that trash can. GIVE THEM NOTHING. Why, I get so upset when I see people feeding them!!!! and pidgeons. Dont get me started on pidgeons.

2. A nice story to end this email. I was at a friends place over the weekend and his swimming pool is sad and half empty and a little bit like a stagnant pond. As I casually strolled through his back garden I saw two blobs floating lifelessly in the the pool. you guessed it... SQUIRRELS. I lifted them out of the water to bury them, making sure to
bury them upside down - sacriligeous amongst squirrel burying rights. he he. As I carried them on my dirty shovel across the garden, I marveled at their bloated, stiff bodies and white eyes. I even revelled in their stink as they instantly began to exude at coming into contact with the air.

They a rife, a plague, I fear for the future of this country.

Porl

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