Secret Squirrel Society

From: Marc
Posted: 2/26/04

Okay a few years ago me and some people discovered something that has been hidden for who knows how long. While squirrels frolic around the branches eating nuts and ducking in and out of their holes in the trees people look and admire the cute little fuzzy tree rats. Well, we looked into this a little closer; to make a very long story short we found that there is much, much more to them than eating nuts and playing in the trees. There exists a Secret Squirrel Society, otherwise known as SSS. We are not certain on the fine details of the SSS's mission on what they plan to do with their weapons and technology, but we do know they have joined along side of an even stealthier group known as Pleasant Penguins United (PPU). We know close to nothing of the PPU and who or what they are, other than the obvious species of penguin... However we fear that the SSS is the stronger of the two. With the majority of people thinking they're cute little mammals they have time to cause mischief. I'm sure most who read this would think that squirrels are just so stupid they run out in front of a car. That would be exactly how they want you to view them. Every action they do is done on purpose and should be watched carefully. The obvious defense against these "little critters" is total elimination. They breed rapidly. The average female squirrel has 2 litters of 4-6 babies. That can total to 12 new squirrels. They're army regime is huge and becoming worldwide. Any request for additional information you may email to hydrogen_peroxide96@hotmail.com.

Marc

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