UPRISING!

ASC supporters sent in this email! The horror...

I wanted to inform you of the Squirrel uprising here in the Silicon Valley. (I've attached a covert photo I took of this beast) Outside of my office building there is a tree which this creature has captured... Codename; Camp ZEBRA Squirrel [I've also attached a picture for your reference] Unfortunately, from his elevated position, I have yet to remove this Devil from his domain. I am planning an attack and I need to inform my C.O. Unfortunately firearms are not an option due to the business nature of the area. Do you have any advice on how I can eliminate my arch nemesis Squirrely Squirrel? My goal is to have him stuffed on my desk to show the proper order of the food chain.

Chris Wells - Associate Designer

Camp ZEBRA Squirrel

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