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Our local University Of Kentucky newspaper, the Kentucky Kernel, finally acknowledges the growing threat! While the professor in the article comes off as a squirrel apologist, it is a first step. Read the entire article here (warning: large image 96k)

Annual Field Report to the Academy of Natural History on Evolutionary Behaviour of Sciurus carolinensis

We are in the middle of the peak months for squirrel road fatalities again. The body count is high. Small carcasses dot the asphalt. Ravens use these little grey road bumps much like social clubs, catching up on avian gossip and exchanging jokes while snacking on crêpe d’ asphalte. “Hey, know why the chicken crossed the road?….to show the squirrel it could actually be done!
Cawcawcawcawcawcaw”

Read the rest of this ground breaking report from L.G.A. Manofsky Esq. here

Updates

Our new site is now up! We fired our old website developer, Web Design 1996. Everything you loved about the old site is still here, only better! We've added some new sections, check the menubar on the left!

June 30, 2006

Check out the Official ASC Myspace Site. This is where you can get all the latest involving ASC activities! Updated frequently.

June 29, 2006

FINALLY updated the site. I have been hunting Taliban squirrels in Afghanistan for the past year and have not had time to make changes. Hopefully I will update this page more frequently when I return home.

January 27, 2004

You have voted! Britany Spears will be fed to rabid squirrels! Martha Stewart came in a close 2nd. View results here.

November 26, 2003

You have voted! Mr T is our new celebrity representative. I pity the fool who don't love the ASC! View results here! Finally updated site with new mail and a ASC Poll archive.

Archived Updates

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ASC Poll

What do you do with wounded squirrels?

Let them bleed out
Finish them with a knife
Shoot them with your sidearm
Give them another round from your primary weapon
Feed them to the "Black Goat"!!

View past polls here!
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